The Massive Nut – Project Updates [Every Other Wednesday]
Kickstarter Update #4 (April 18, 2025):
🎉 Kickstarter Campaign Complete - Thank You! 🎉
The Massive Nut campaign is officially complete, and we couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you so much for your incredible support throughout this wild ride. You made this project a reality and we’re stoked to get our Nuts in your hands.
📬 Address Surveys Have Been Sent Out
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More updates to come soon as we begin production and fulfillment. Stay tuned and thank you again!
The Stabby Labs Team
Kickstarter Update #3 (April 15, 2025):
3 Days Left and Over $100K Raised!
We’ve officially crossed the $100,000 mark, and the campaign wraps up in just 3 days. Absolutely wild. Thank you all for making this project bigger (and nuttier) than we ever imagined.
What Happens Next:
We’ll be sending out address surveys within 24 hours of the campaign ending. You’ll get an email notification when it’s time to fill yours out, and we’ll also post an update here so no one misses it.
Production Update
Here’s where we’re at behind the scenes:
Edges in Progress
The machinist’s files are already being manufactured in bulk, and we’ve started cutting the teeth into the steel bars. Once that’s complete, those bars will be sent to a second facility where they’ll be CNC milled into the signature Edges of the Massive Nut. After that comes the post-processing, finishing, and coating.
Hubs on Standby
The center hubs (both standard and titanium) are faster to machine, so they’re queued up and waiting for the Edges to arrive before CNC production begins.
Packaging Almost Finalized
We’ve narrowed down our packaging samples and will share photos as soon as we select the final design.
Leather Nutsacks Incoming
Raw materials for the leather carry cases have landed at our soft goods facility. They’re burly and beautiful. Full production starts soon.
Thanks again for making this campaign a blast. Let’s finish strong and if you know someone who needs a Massive Nut in their life, now’s the time to let them know.
The Stabby Labs Team
Kickstarter Update #2 (April 5, 2025):
1,000 Backers! Thank You!!
Just two weeks in, and we’ve already hit 1,000 backers! Insane. We are absolutely astounded by the support and enthusiasm for The Massive Nut. You guys are making this project a reality, and we couldn’t be more grateful.
Production Progress
We’re not wasting any time. Here’s what’s happening behind the scenes:
Raw Materials: We’ve started bulk sourcing machinist’s files that will be milled and hardened into the Edges. Quality is our top priority, and we’re making sure these are built to last. The raw metals and remaining BOM items are in the process of being procured and transported to our machining facility.
Packaging Development Underway: We’ve selected our packaging supplier, and have ordered samples for cosmetic assessment and durability testing. These boxes are going to look sleek and you won't want to throw them away.
On Track for June Delivery
Everything is moving according to schedule, and we’re still on track for a June 2025 delivery. We’ll continue to keep you updated every other Wednesday as we hit major milestones along the way.
Addresses: Once the campaign is complete, we'll be collecting addresses with a Kickstarter survey. You will be notified via email once that is ready to be submitted. We will also post an update here once those surveys are sent out.
Thank you all again for your support—it’s been incredible to see this project come to life.
Stay tuned for more updates, and if you haven’t yet, make sure to share the campaign with a friend who needs a Massive Nut most.
The Stabby Labs Team
Kickstarter Update #1 (March 19, 2025):
The Massive Nut is Fully Funded! THANK YOU! 🚀
Wow. On day one, we’ve achieved our $10K goal thanks to all of you incredible backers! We can’t thank you enough for your massive support. Every pledge, share, and comment means the world to us. The Massive Nut is officially coming to life!
What’s Next?
Now that we’re funded, we’re shifting straight into finalizing production. Our manufacturing partners are already lined up, and we’re working through the last stages of refinement to ensure every Massive Nut meets our exacting standards.
Bi-Weekly Updates Incoming
We’ll be posting bi-weekly updates on Wednesdays to keep you in the loop on manufacturing progress, shipping timelines, and anything else that comes up. Don’t worry, we’ve turned off email notifications for these so we won’t flood your inbox.
Estimated Delivery Timeline
If everything stays on track, we expect Massive Nuts to arrive at our warehouse in June. We’ll keep you updated with more precise timelines as production ramps up.
Once again, thank you for believing in this project! This is just the beginning, and we’re pumped to get these Massive Nuts into your hands.
The Stabby Labs Team
